Wednesday, June 23, 2010

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Dollarsaurus Tex

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Friday, June 18, 2010


So we've been thinking: for all the pictures and sarcastic text posted, you still may not have an idea of a typical day of this glorious road excursion. Let's look at an average travel day that took place a few days ago.

5:00 AM Kinsman,AZ: Wake-up! You better move fast unless you want the Park Ranger to catch you! They will make you pay for use of the facilities (i.e. a hole in the ground with toilet seat). Pack and go.
7:00 AM Wake-up again! You're in a truck stop. Wipe off the drool. Most tired gets the backseat for sleep.
7-11AM To Grand Canyon: We are tired. We speak of philosophy and hypotheticals such as "If you could make one musician your wingman, who would it be?" ( Ans: Tom Petty - as cool as he is ugly, you can be sure he'll bring over the ladies without bringing them home.)
11 AM- 1PM Grand Canyon: see previous posts
1 PM We forgot to eat - re-route to Taco Bell."Do you think we can make it to Texas from here?" "Pssh uh yeah."
12 AM Logan, NM: Nope. Texas is pretty far. And besides, we've been driving so long Al became delirious to the point where he could not comprehend how the car was moving on the road. Apparently our gummy vitamins have not been effective against malnutrition.
We enter Ute Lake Campground where there are promises of showers, restrooms, and well, campgrounds. NEW MEXICO! You betrayer of trust! Land of enchantment? I am not enchanted by your lies. Your park held nothing more than a hole full of broken dreams and dashed-out hopes from all others who journeyed here with idealized goals of cleanliness and the chance for rest.
Cars are not beds. Henry Ford did not account for deserted camps nor did he ever consult with his friends at Sleepy's the Mattress Professionals. It was Sean's turn for delirium now as he laid head to rest with hallucinations of attacking coyote and an already parked car that "would not stop moving" no matter how hard he hit the e-break.
Eh, it really wasn't that bad I guess. We'll write on Texas sowhich was pretty sweet. So yeah, there's that.
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just left the creationist museum in Texas.

No pictures from it, because we were too busy recording ourselves being 2 Texans and a visiting Irishman. And yeah, it was awesome.


For the record, the only things in there were toys and posters.

We enjoyed a conversation with a John McCann, who said I didn't have an Irish accent. I proved him wrong with Science! We'll post the recording when we get home. Long post soon from Scooch.

-Sean

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

What do you live in a house?!

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Dollarsaur is passed out from heat stroke.

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